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Peter Greenaway's Prospero's Books
This looked really cool. Like Dave McKean covers made into
a movie. What I got was naked cherubs pissing, PISSING, off
a swing into a swimming pool. And that was the highlight.
And it is three hours in. It seemed like three hours in. The
other highlight is a bunch of old thesps wearing HUGE ruffs
around their necks. It gave me a headache, bored me, gnawed
away at my very soul. And everyone else in the cinema went
on about what a good adaptation of The Tempest it was. Give
me Forbidden Planet anyday...
2.
Judge Dredd I cried at what they did to Joe! "I knew he
would say that!" Eh? What more is there to say about this
piss-poor rape that ended our dreams of seeing Dredd on screen.
Who let this happen?
3.
Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings Lord of my ring more
like. I saw this on TV. I was about 8. It made me feel like
I was totally hung over despite the fact it was Christmas.
It just ends half way through the story. Annoying. And not
clever like that Alaska film...
4.
Dinosaur Ugh, talking computer generated dinosaurs. Excellent
opening scene, till they open their mouths, and suddenly I
am not watching a film, I am taken back to the age of three
months and some demented relative trying to amuse me with
a sock with buttons sewn on... I'd rather watch a block of
lard melt in the over...
5.
Very Bad Things - This was so bad it made me angry. What
makes me even more angry is the fact that a lot of people
disagree and count it as a really good film. How so many folk
with talent got involved in this drivelous film is beyond
me. So bad it isn't even amusing. Dreadful...
Fraser
Hardie
1.
Godzilla I mean, how could you make a shite monster film?
2.
Judge Dredd This probably isn't as bad as all that, but
I waited 18 years for Dredd on the big screen, so an hon mensh
for dashing every expectation I had. All those years of telling
friends how great Dredd was, only to be humiliated at the
cinema.
3.
Batman and Robin Arnie, you just ain't funny. Schumacher,
never ever go within a million miles of a film involving Batman.
4.
Robocop 2 Frank Miller. Nuff said.
5.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture The most unalduterated, boring
crap you will ever have to sit through. 21 years on its "intellectual"
plot is still just pish.
Tom
Harberd
1.
Judge Dredd Why do you need a reason?
2.
Clerks Nope, don't see what all the fuss was about. Overated,
badly edited and filmed.
3.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Oh. My. God. A white
guy pretending to be a Rasta. Hilarious. When they shoot the
bad guy, he falls into a freshly dug grave. Wow that's clever.
But he gets shot six times and he's still not dead. Crap crap
crap crap. Predictable villan with "clever" name clue. I've
now remebember far too much of this shite and must spend five
minutes thinking about something else and trying to purge
it from my short-term memory lest I become soiled by its presence.
4.
Mickey Blue Eyes Okay, so I've never seen it, but even
the thought makes me shiver. "Hilarious" gangsters. And Hugh
Grant. Ugh.
5.
Scary Movie I saw this in Norwich. And the audience laughed
and laughed and laughed. Come friendly bombs....
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