A
Film by Jon Jost
I
would like to pose two questions about this movie which is
possibly the worst ever in the history of cinema.
Question one: If an avowedly experimental film maker goes
off to spend the summer in an isolated forest lodge with his
chums making an experimental film about being an experimental
film maker spending the summer in an isolated forest lodge
with his chums etc, just how far up his own arse can said
experimental film maker get?
Question two: (for the lads) If you were going to sit on a
chair and be filmed masturbating while talking about the significance
of life, the universe and being an experimental film maker
who happens to be sitting on a chair etc, what would you try
to think about in order to achieve an erection?
I'm not that good at "the female point of view" so I cannot
really come up with a question that would address the state
of mind of the girlfriend of an experimental film maker sitting
on a chair being filmed masturbating while talking about the
significance of life, the universe and being the girlfriend
of an experimental film maker. For that, I can only appologise.
DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM WITH YOUR MOTHER.
Actually, I'd not even recommend watching it with your goldfish.
This film is best viewed with the sound turned down and without
your glasses. If you don't wear glasses, try it with the sound
turned down and wearing your mothers glasses. (That will also
be a lot better for your mother and you do love your mother
don't you?) I save the rating of zero out of ten for those
films that are so bad that I am confident that I will never
encounter a worse film so this movie gets a solid zero out
of ten with my full blessing.
jpoc
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