Aaaargghhh!
Sorry I have nothing against kids Movies in general , Bambi
, Dumbo and The Jungle Book being some of my favourite movies
of all time. It has been known for me to sit down and watch
quite happily a kids movie and not care for any adult dialogue
or action and just enjoy them for what they should be PURE
ENTERTAINMENT.
Entertainment
however is something this Movie is not. This Movie is nothing
more than an advert for the vast array of things that kids
can buy about the characters. At least The Phantom Menace
which had more toys than most Movies ever had the decency
to give us a halfway decent plot.

Buy
the Poster!
This
Movie consists of approximately 70 mins( dont quote me on
that figure I was tto bored to be certain) of fighting between
the characters and a 10 minute resolution in which the characters
decide that it is not a good idea to fight and that they should
all be friends.
That
took a lot of effort didn't it. When I was a kid I reckoned
I was more sophisticated than that. And I am sure that kids
are a lot more sophisticated than that now. Surely we shouldn't
shortchange them like this.
Tall
Guy
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