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                   Cast  
                    John Biebe (Russell Crowe) 
                    Judge Burns (Burt Reynolds) 
                    Charlie Danner (Hank Azaria) 
                    Skank (Ron Eldard) 
                    Stevie Weeks (Ryan Northcott) 
                    Directed by Jay Roach Written by David E. Kelley and Sean 
                    O'Byrne  
                    Rated R for language and sexuality  
                    Running Time: 118 minutes Distributed by Touchstone  
                  Mystery, 
                    Alaska is a hockey film that tries hard to be very motivational. 
                    Mystery, Alaska is a tiny town that believes that hockey is 
                    a necessity. After former local Charlie Danner (Azaria) runs 
                    an article in Sports Illustrated about the town's hockey players, 
                    an offer arises. The New York Rangers propose to play an exhibition 
                    game against the Mystery team. After accepting the offer, 
                    Mystery becomes a town full of greed, confidence, and dignity. 
                    The Mystery hockey team is not your ordinary type of players. 
                    The town sheriff (Crowe) is the captain, a high school kid 
                    (Northcott) is there fastest skater, and their coach is the 
                    town's judge (Reynolds). Besides all the hype and distractions 
                    that Mystery is receiving, the team still believes in one 
                    another, and intend to give the Rangers a game they never 
                    expected. 
                  Mystery, 
                    Alaska has its moments of a nice drama with humor, but the 
                    film tries to establish a medium that moviegoers have seen 
                    before. The film tries to give the inspiring feel of past 
                    sports movies like Rudy, Hoosiers, and Rocky. 
                  The 
                    script for Mystery, Alaska was co-written by David E. Kelley. 
                    Kelley created the two hit TV shows, The Practice and Ally 
                    McBeal. Kelley's last motion picture writing attempt was last 
                    summer's dismal Lake Placid. Mystery, Alaska is written better 
                    than Lake Placid. Mystery, Alaska has nice dialogue, which 
                    is Kelley's strength in his writing style. The downside of 
                    the script its sequencing and plot points. The transitions 
                    just jump in from nowhere and then the film becomes predictable 
                    towards the end. Kelley did play hockey while he was attending 
                    Princeton, so he knows the rules and consequences of hockey, 
                    but he tries to make this film Hoosiers on ice. 
                  Jay 
                    Roach directed Mystery, Alaska. Roach previously directed 
                    both Austin Powers movies. Roach does an admirable job with 
                    the imaging of the small town, hockey, and especially cold 
                    weather. 
                  Russell 
                    Crowe is terrific as the hard nosed but quiet sheriff of Mystery. 
                    In my opinion, Crowe is going to be huge, and he is one of 
                    my favorite actors. He deserved an Oscar nomination two years 
                    ago as the hot-tempered cop in L.A. Confidential. Crowe has 
                    got some of the most intense eyes in Hollywood along with 
                    his deep stricken voice. Another aspect that is so admirable 
                    about Russell Crowe is that he is Austrailian, so he changes 
                    his accent in all of his work. I am looking forward to seeing 
                    his next film The Insider, which will open on November 5th. 
                    Burt Reynolds also does a nice job as the wise and grumpy 
                    old judge of the tiny town. The whole cast is full of decent 
                    actors, but they are all carried through the film on Reynolds 
                    and Crowe's shoulders. 
                  Mystery, 
                    Alaska wrapped up filming nearly two years ago. The film scheduled 
                    to open last April, but the marketers of the film decided 
                    to push the film back to fall because it was schedule to open 
                    against The Matrix. This was probably a good move on the marketing 
                    and researching department of Touchstone Pictures. 
                  Overall, 
                    the best thing in Mystery, Alaska is Russell Crowe. As I have 
                    said before a movie can only be good because of its actors, 
                    it has to have a good story. The film does have its moments, 
                    but it tries too hard to build up confidence and motivation. 
                     
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