1983
98 mins
dir - Joe Alves
stars - Dennis Quaid - Mike Brody
Bess Armstrong - Kathryn Morgan
Simon MacCorkindale - Philip FitzRoyce
Louis Gossett Jr - Calvin Bouchard
John Putch - Sea
SHOCKING..................................................................LY
bad film. The film is set at Sea World in Florida. The people
there capture Mrs Jaws's baby which dies and then Mrs Jaws
comes and gets revenge on them by attacking the underwater
village thing, killing a few people and generally reeking
of havoc, but after all this carnage there is at least a happy
ending because the two dolphins survived. Stoopid!
The
best word to describe Jaws 3 would be lame, it's just garbage.
The story is badly scripted, the characters are boring and
I think I've seen better special effects on Thunderbirds.
All in all it lacks excitement, suspense and all the things
that made the first one, and to a lesser extent the second
so good. And the shark is absolutely terrible.
The
thing about the first one is that we hardly saw the shark,
just the suggestion that it was there, lurking below was what
gave the movie its edge. Spielberg obviouly knew that if he
showed too much of a big mechanical lump of turd moving at
two miles an hour people would just laugh at it. The dude
that directed this one obviously didn't have a brain and so
he tried to show as much of the shark as possible thinking
it would scare people. What a loser. You do get to see someone
getting eaten from inside the shark though which was pretty
good.
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