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Cherry
Falls
What
makes 'Cherry Falls' different from others of its kind are
three things: The actors, the premise and the climax. Unlike
'Scream' and 'I Know...' the characters in Cherry Falls look
like they could live next door to you and you wouldn't drop
on your knees and salivate while ogling their good looks.
Instead of Neve, Jennifer or Drew we get a natural looking
Brittany Murphy who doesn't look like she has had mascara
slapped onto her face with a trowel. The rest of her school
pals are either gay, obese, goth, or skinny and as for prom
queens, cheerleaders and jocks, they don't get a mention at
all. What is also refreshing is that the victims all had their
'cherry' intact and hence the result is that the entire youth
of small town 'Cherry Falls' arrange a shag party where they
all intend to jump into bed with anyone they can get hold
of so that they can be cancelled from the killer's 'Virgins
to kill' list. This concept is handled fairly well and we
get the obligatory innuendo and hilarious 'come on's yet before
we even reach the climax the idea is bled dry and director
Geoffrey Wright loses control of the reins. It is at this
moment, about 3/4 of the way through the movie, that 'Cherry
Falls' descends into stalk n' slash with a hokey plot 'twist'
(the killer's identity which to the viewer was either already
blatantly obvious or is utterly preposterous) to boot. Post-ironic
quips and jump-out-of-your-seat scares (there were few to
begin with) are scrapped in favour of running through woods
and a ridiculous climax.
Wright
obviously intended to make a movie that was neither tongue-in-cheek
nor gory but rather a thriller that was intelligent and at
times shocking. Although he succeeds in doing this for about
forty minutes in, the movie as a whole lacks punch due to
a poor ending and severe editing (a 5 minute death sequence
and the movie's climax - an orgy of writhing teenagers - were
butchered by the ratings people to get a 15 certificate) making
'Cherry Falls' more of a 'could have been a 'Scream'' rather
than wholly revolutionary. What with my hopes being set on
'Cherry Falls' as being a new spin on the tired modern day
horror genre I guess now I'll have to anticipate watching
Urban Legend 2. Groan.