Why
do Filmmakers attempt unfilmable books ?
Some
of the attempts at unfilmable books we have had are Battlefield
Earth, Bonfire Of The Vanities and Naked Lunch. Have any of
these movies succeeded ? I would argue that they haven't.
So why do people keep trying when they know they are up against
it and all the fans are just waiting to shoot them down for
ruining their favourite book? Hell I don't know I'm not a
moviemaker.
This
movie is based on Kurt Vonnegut's novel. Bruce Willis plays
Dwayne Hoover, a suicidal car salesman. Bruce's character
is pretty geeky and he even has a lovely comb over haircut.
The last time he had a haircut like that was in Death Becomes
Her and that was awful too. Hey that might be a new trend,
awful haircut = awful movie. Or maybe not.
The
plot , what there is of one, consists of Bruce's character
meeting a science fiction writer who is played by Albert Finney
and the ramifications of their meeting.
Now
this is where the movie starts to fall to pieces badly. Kurt
Vonnegut's novels have never been about plot or mechanics
of a story. No, it's always been Vonnegut's descriptive fullsome
prose that has held an appeal for so many.
To
succeed in converting the book the director would have had
to been able to emulate that feeling. But guess what ? The
movie singularly fails to capture the feeling that his writing
engendures.
I
can honestly say that this is the worst movie that Bruce Willis
has ever been involved in, and considering some of the turkeys
he has been in that is really stating how bad this movie is.
Tall
Guy
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