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Star
Wars, Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
The following was
sent in to us by one of our regular reviewers. It's an overview
of the story and plot from Star Wars Epsiode II - Attack Of
The Clones and is very SPOILER HEAVY!!!
If you do not wish to know anything about the story
of Episode 2, please do not read on. As our scooper says,
some of the information may not be entirely accurate, but
has come from reliable sources.
Thanks to 'G' for the scoop. You know who you are......Paul.
One of the most anticipated films in history, "Star Wars
Episode II" is
now less than two months away from completion. Internet spies
have been abuzz with insider rumors, and spy pictures of the
top secret film production. I am often asked to speak at local
conventions about upcoming films and the latest rumors on
Star Wars, and what follows is an overview of the film based
on several sources who have been factual in the past. Be warned,
the overview may contain spoilers and I am not claming it
to neither be the storyline, nor do I claim to have seen the
script, rather the overview is based upon information obtained
through sources that have been reliable in the past. Episode
II starts 10 years after the events of "The Phantom Menace"
viewers will be told via the famous scrolling text that a
charismatic separatist, Count Dooku, who is a former Jedi
who left the order shortly after the death of Qui Gon Jinn,
has the systems in a state of civil war as they try to break
from the Republic. Since the Jedi are overwhelmed trying to
keep the peace, and
since the Republic has not had a standing army in generations,
a bill is introduced in the senate to create a clone army
to assist the Jedi.
The first shot of the film is said to be Senator Amidala arriving
in her
starship for the cloning vote on Coruscant. No sooner does
her ship land than an explosion rocks her ship killing one
of Amidala's decoys. To many, Amidala has been killed, but
the real Amidala is safely aboard one of the escort fighters
transporting the transport. A Senate scene is said to follow
where despite support for a clone army from Amidala, and Senator
Jar Jar Binks, the issue is left unresolved at the day's end.
It is at this point that Amidala is reunited with Obi Wan
Kenobi and his
Padawan learner Anakin Skywalker. The two Jedi have been assigned
to protect her, and despite not having seen Amidala in ten
years, Anakin is captivated by her, and is insecure as he
feels that she has forgotten him.
There is little time for idle chat as a second assassination
attempt
is made on Amidala and the two Jedi follow the would be assassin,
Zem Wassel, through the lower levels of Coruscant in what
is said to be a visual spectacle before catching up to her
in a Bar. It is when trying to enter the bar that Anakin shows
some signs of his eventual fall, when after a Alien bouncer
refuses to allow the Jedi, Anakin reaches for his lightsaber
in order to gain access to the club at any price. This backfires
as the alien grows to four times his normal height, and it
takes Obi Wan to calm and resolve the situation. Obi one is
said to say after the event, "Anakin Skywalker, you will
be the death of me someday".
The Jedi succeed in locating Wassel and just when she is about
to provide key information, Wassell is killed by a second
assassin lurking in the shadows. The only clue is a dart like
weapon that is left at the scene.
The Jedi council orders Anakin to escort Amidala back to Naboo
and protect her, while Obi Wan is ordered to get the source
of the assassination attempts. Obi Wan learns that the dart
weapon is called a Kyber Dart and is located on a planet knows
as Kamino.. Oddly enough, the people of the planet are said
to be expert cloners.
Anakin and Amidala travel to Naboo, and visit her family and
the new queen Jamala, all the while developing their love
for one another though Amidala is hesitant as she thinks the
timing is all wrong and the Jedi Code discourages the Jedi
from getting married as strong emotional attachments can set
the stage for emotional instability and thus sliding to the
Dark Side of the Force. Obi Wan arrives on Kamino, and is
greeted warmly by the locals. He is shown a cloning facility
in full production, and learns that the troops that Jedi Master
Sido-Dias has ordered are ready. Obi Wan is perplexed by this
as he knows on no Sido-Dias, especially one who claims to
be the head of the Jedi Council. Obi Wan is soon introduced
to the template for the Clone army, Jango Fett.
It does not tike Obi Wan long to realize that Jango was the
mysterious assassin who killed Zem Wassel and a battle between
Jango, Obi Wan, and Jango's Young clone son Boba Fett erupts
in a rainstorm. The fight looks to be a masterpiece of technology
and will set the new standard for digital effects, as raindrops
interact with Obi Wan's lightsaber while Jango uses his rocket
pack in an attempt to defeat his Jedi foe.
While Jango and Boba Fett escape, Obi Wan is able to place
tracer on their ship to follow them to their next destination.
After a chase through an asteroid field, Obi Wa's ship is
disabled and no longer capable of following Jango's ship.
Obi Wan takes the infotmation obtained from the tracer and
contacts the Jedi Council.
It is at this time that Anakin has a vision of his mother
being in danger
and borrows a ship from the Queen of naboo to travel to Tattooine.
Upon arrival on Tattoine, Anakin heads to Watto's shop and
discovers Watto has fallen on hard times and has lost his
ability to fly. It seems that Watto has sold Anakin's mom
to a moisture farmer named Clieg Lars who has married Shmi
and lives with his son, Owen and Owens girlfriend Beru out
on the edge of the Dune Sea.
Anakin arrives at the farm to learn that his mother has vanished
and Tusken Raiders are suspected as the cause. Anakin finds
his mother barely alive after a Tuskin attack and she dies
in his arms. Anakin begins his slide to the darkside by taking
his lightsaber and killing the nearby camp of Tusken including
many women and children, he returns to the Lars homestead
bitter thinking that if he had not left to become a Jedi,
she would still be alive. It is at this time that Amidala
completes C3PO from parts of scrap coverings that she found,
and C3PO and R2-D2 are united once again.
It is unsure what happens next, but somehow Amidala end up
in the hands of Count Dooku's minions forcing Obi Wan and
Anakin to mount a rescue as the Jedi mass an all out attack
on the hiding place of Count Dooku, a planet known as Genosis.
It seems that Genosis is where the battle droids are built,
and a new style known as the Super Battle Droids are being
built to fight the Jedi.
Just
when things look bad for Obi Wan, Anakin and Amidala following
their capture, Mace Windu and army of Jedi arrives, and
a full-scale battle between ensues. It is during this battle
that Mace Windu kills Jango Fett, thus planting the seeds
of hate for the Jedi in young Boba's mind. During the battle,
a group of Jedi invades a droid control ship, and learns
that a trap has been set, and that the steaks are much larger
than anyone ever expected. The Super Battle Droids lay down
an awesome amount of firepower, and even a Jedi has a hard
time deflecting the shots and some even resort to two lightsabers
to fend off the shots.
Obi Wan and Anakin enter a battle with Count Dooku who tempts
the Jedi
to the Dark Side and soon has both the skilled warriors
at his mercy. Suddenly, Yoda arrives with a large assortment
of clone soldiers he has picked up from Kamino, and the
tide of the battle has turned. Yoda comes to the aid of
the Jedi and engages Dooku in combat. Dooku is no match
for Yoda who battles Dooku into submission, just as Yoda
is about to deliver the death blow to Dooku,
Dooku manages to get away and escapes onboard his solar
sailor ship.
The Jedi are victorious but the cost in lives has been staggering
as many
of the Jedi, including half of the Jedi Council are dead.
Only Yoda, Mace Windu, and two others are left alive.
Count Dooku arrives on Coruscant as is greeted by Darth
Sidious, who addresses Dooku as Darth Tyranus, and congradulates
him for starting the war, and having things go as planned.
Anakin and Amidala marry in secret on Naboo, and the film
is said to end with Mace and Yoda talking as Clone troops
enter transports to head of for battle, as the Clone Wars
have begun.